AMSTERDAM (Reuters Life!) - God is taking calls.
Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up a local telephone number in the Netherlands, where he urges people to leave messages for God on his answering machine.
Van der Dong said he set up the number to give people an opportunity to take pause and contemplate life.
"Like praying, leaving a voicemail message is a way to organize your thoughts," he said. "It's a perfect combination for some contemplation."
Callers dialing 06-4424-4901 (or +316-4424-4901 if calling from outside the Netherlands) from March 7 will hear.
"Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message after the beep."
(Reporting by Elke Bun, editing by Paul Casciato)
Just for fun, leave your message for God here.
Here's mine:
Hello God, you know who this is.
This is an emergency. Can you please turn your attention toward this planet and do something about the things we are doing to it? Particularly all this terrorism in your name?
It would actually be nice if you could make a visit down here - to resolve all debates about your existence or otherwise, your name and if you actually said all those things floating under your name.
You can reach me on my email or better still,leave a comment on my blog!

23 comments:
Well, I don't think you exist and hence no point leaving this message. Try proving me wrong if you can!
Hi Usha
Very interesting post...loved your message to God...
Here is mine:
Hi God,
Please let us all know why there is so much of suffering and misery in this world.Why is there so much of divide between the rich and the poor??Does the concept of "Karma" exist?Do you listen to all our prayers and if so, why are the prayers of only a few answered?I know you exist somewhere-Please let us know where so that we can contact you directly!!
Thanks for all that you have bestowed upon me and my family...
Love,
Sri
Right now the message would be :
Isnt it alarming that the terrorists are getting rampant especially in our neighboouring country? Can you help us with some concrete stuff in the Indian subcontinent? Or can we apply for relocation?
(If you are listening- you may as well make me thinner as well!)
BRILLIANT!
I know what God is going to say- dear humans you deserve the hell you are in! I have given you enough faculties to solve all your problems, instead you discover new ways of giving each other such misery. Why should I come to clean up the mess you have made you jolly well do it yourself use the brains I have given you for what it was meant to do- bring peace and spread love and concern for humankind- otherwise this beautiful planet too will be destroyed! -all the best!
Dear God,
Please accept my only prayer.
Sarve janaha sukhino bhavantu. Let everyone remain happy. Let noone hate anyone so much that they are ready to kill.
Please make this world what it was when you created it
Your firm believer!
Ok, here's my message.
"Dear God, Please forgive me for being selfish as try I might, at this point in time, am worried about me. Give me peace of mind and clarity of vision as I strive to let go, forgive and forget for what I have been dealt with. I know am almost there, need you to nudge me just a bit more. Chocolate ice cream and even perhaps a bit of Bhel puri would help as push me along, but I need you to hand that to me along with some comfort.
Thank you very much.
I promise my next prayer would be for Azhar of SDM and the rest on my long list, as you must know, I have many others to care for.
In reverence,
rads
- Usha, thank you. :-)
Dear God, You Rock! I mean look at all the Rocks you have to take care of in this Universe! You Truly Rock!
thats a good one...
I would probably ask God to come down and have a look.. so that something can be done...
"Dear God,
Give us all peace within and out.Give us all some commonsense that you never want us to fight in your name, within and out. Don't gte me wrong that I am all for global issues, all my requests are because of selfish reason i.e. I want my kids to live in a better and safe world.So, please take care of all these and thank you for all that you gave us so far.
good night and see you in the morning" [by you know me quite well]
Thanks Usha for the opportunity..it is quite ageless!
Sigh!
Its high time he appeared, if he ever does exist!
Hi god,
This is your service provider. Owing to the millions of voice mails you receive periodically that jam up your line, we regret to inform you that your connection has been terminated, effective imemdiately.
ExisTel
great thought. atleast people can feel a false peace of mind after letting out the pleads to god.
Very very interesting.
Hi there! I was wondering how you are fixed for pearly gates? I could do you a really good deal....
I dialed +316-4424-4901, and this is what I get:
"We are sorry, but there is no such number. Please verify the number and redial".
I checked the number carefully, and dialed again. "We are sorry, but there is no such number..." I dialed again, and again, and again...
Finally, I gave up. Stupid me :(
This is interesting !!
Usha .. tagged you !
This voice mail box is full!! God will be taking a vacation from the planets problems indefinitely:)
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